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DON'T MAKE A MONKEY OUT OF ME







A "Warm-N-Cozy" Greeting


Evolutionists make a monkey out of me
My great ancestor swung from a tree
They say he was an ugly ape
That's why people at me gape!

At monkey business I'm the best
I'm a cheekier chimp than the rest
The reason I'm like ‘orang-outang'
They say it started with a bang

It happened way up in space
When bits of rock flew all over the place
And one wee piece became the Earth
To primitive life it give birth

And how we became; the problems solved
Through millions of years we have evolved
The question of life I did debate
With joiner man; an old workmate

I argued creation; but not his solution
Says he; I believe in evolution
The reason you see I've a fish in a tank
Its growing four legs; what do you think

Says I to him; you're a bit of a wag
I think you are pulling my leg
He cackled with mirth; snorted like hog
‘It's only a tadpole growing into a frog!'

A beard to grow he did begin
Soon he had a hairy chin
It longer grew over the weeks
A longhaired rug hung from his cheeks

Evolution in reverse; I did berate
You're turning into a monkey hairy mate
See you; I said; a little while after
You'll being swinging from that rafter

I believe in God and His Book
As on creation I do look
It is very plain to me I can see
He didn't make a monkey out of me!

Colin Moffett






A "Warm-N-Cozy" Greeting

















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