It's the middle of the night and I'm a little woozy now,
Cos the meds have kicked in…and oh, woe, how!!
I am feeling dizzy as I sit here and type away!
My head's not clear, I have to honestly say!
The keyboard seems to move all over the place!
So I make a few typos, hey, I have to save face!
So I am typing a lot slower than I really should,
But trust me true, if you were me, you would!
But it's taking me ages, it is you know!
Cos this damn keyboard makes me awful slow!
I hit the K key when I meant to hit the L…
Oh blimey this keyboard's giving me hell!
And then when I tried hard to hit the C…
It went and moved and hit the letter B!!
And I'm trying to focus, oh but I am you know!
Only I can't, cos I'm woozy and it's time to go!
Cos I'm typing and deleting all of the time!
Oh woe is me, my head just aint fine!
My eyes are rolling, wow this is great stuff!
It's called morphine it helps get me through the rough!
But I feel sick, wobbly and dizzy, oh but I do!
And I bet if you were me, you'd feel like me too!
I am trying so hard to do this rhyme…
But feel I'm failing badly, oh I don't at all feel fine!
I just stuck some glue on the keyboard and desk!
Blimey, oh dear, this is such a flippin' mess!
But you can't say I didn't try, cos I did you know!
And I think it is now time, that I'd better go!
Cos I can bare keep my hands still they flippin' shake!
And my forte' as a writer is sure the hell at stake!
So I am away to my bed, but it won't be to sleep!
Cos as I said before, I'll see daylight creep!
For insomnia is what I get as a bonus to my morphine!
Well if you had to be like me, you'd know what I mean!
But be glad you're not, cos I really wouldn't dare;
Wish this on anyone, because of course I care!
But I need to stay focused, to get me to bed!
And lay my bones down, and rest my head…