Standing in the elevator
I had to let one loose
With people all around me
Bent down to tie my shoes
At that very moment
And much to my surprise
The gas it did escape me
Brought tears to their eyes
But luck was on my side
For a man he did chuckle
The others thought he did it
They beat him with their knuckles
The door it finally opened
I scurried on out the door
I turned to look around me
He lay there on the floor
With tears in his eyes
I finally had a heart
I bent right down before him
And cut another f a r t
