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Katie the mortician




Katie the mortician asked
WHAT HAPPENED???

Where is the rest of his head?
Looks like he walked into a propeller
No wonder he is dead

How you gonna make him presentable?
Did you get that modeling clay?
No one will know it's very pliable

We will give him a make over
It will be my best yet
No one will know, not even his lover

Pancake makeup with flesh colored toner
Use the liquid after, should cover up
Life Like even though he is a goner

Only the mortician Katie can say
Magic?  They will say
“Plastic surgery?  Who knows today?”


I wrote this for my niece
who is becoming a mortician
gave her this at her graduation party

JDW©2006



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