Well now I have a tale to tell,
So sit nice and have a read;
And when the poem is over,
Please, my words do heed!
I had a little problem, just a lot,
My bank account was robbed!
My direct debits came back unpaid,
Oh how I cried and sobbed!
I was charged by the one's who weren't paid,
And then to top the lot!
The bank charged me for being overdrawn!
It's them that should be shot!!!
So in I went when I found out I was robbed;
By the cloning-of-the-bank-card scam!
It put me into overdraw you see!
But I am always careful, I am!
I never go overdrawn and get charges,
Cos I am a careful banking lass!
But woe is me, and God help he!
The nasty bank-man with no class!!!
Well he's just met his worst nightmare!
Oh yes, because I am all that and more!
And I will see my day real soon!
And his shame will wipe the floor!
He was, no is, such a nasty man,
No customer relation skills has he!
In fact, he's so condescending and horrible!
And made a big mistake when he picked on me!
So I'm in a wheelchair! Yep, I am!
And disabled too; just a tad!
But mark my words, I am no fool!
And I can give retribution so bad!
So I took him to task, gave him 4 chances,
To put this mire of a mess right!
But he wouldn't, the bombastic man!
So I picked up the gauntlet, for a fight!
I wrote to his bosses in head office,
Oh but I am so good with the odd word!
And I tell you this, and I jest you not!
That mans treatment of me will be heard!!!
Of course it's going into the papers too,
Oh but I do go all out! 100% and more!
I am up for the battle, oh yes indeed!!
And I will give that horrible man what-for!!
I have been with them for 14 years,
And I've an impeccable account they tell me!
But when something goes wrong, wow!
We see a side they don't want people to see!
So I made a point in the middle of the floor!
At the customer service desk on show!!!
And told the world I was robbed of my money,
And robbed again by the bank so they'd know!
And the moral to this tale of mine is;
When things go wrong as they sometimes do!
If it's the bank, then mark my words!
This mess could happen to you too!
Some are not all what they say they are,
Then they make it worse and it hits the fan,
When it's something as serious as this;
And if he can be nasty, then of course, I can!
He shouldn't have treated me like dirt!
And he should have helped my plight!
And covered my direct debit payments!
Until THEIR fraud department put it right!
So I told the fraud department he didn't!
And now he shall pay the price!
Disabled I am, in a wheelchair I am…
But stupid! No way!! So I rolled the dice!
Lets' see where it falls!!!!
Well ‘Banks' A Bunch!!!!!
If it's unjust, it's unjust!
And worth the fight!!!