This germ is cunning,
My nose is running,
It's got me through and through,
It's your fault,
It really is,
I caught it from you!
My head is spinning,
This germ is winning,
I've taken to my bed,
I wish that he would leave me alone,
And bother someone else
Instead!
My body aches,
I've got the shakes,
This germ has a hold you see,
I'm lying here,
With tissues near,
Oh why is it always me?!
I can't fight off
The terrible cough,
This germ he's pounding me,
I hope that soon
He will pack his bags,
And leave me to be free!
My throat's stopped burning,
And head's stopped turning,
The germ has finally moved out,
I'm back drinking tea,
Feeling more like me,
It's so nice to be up and about!
My nose has unblocked,
My chest is unlocked,
And now I smile again,
The germ of course,
Is still in my thoughts,
Though he has gone away.
I know that it's bad,
But I am glad,
He's found somewhere else to stay!