"Smiles From The Bible"
Proverbs 17:22 says "A merry heart doeth good like a medicine,
but a broken spirit drieth the bones." (KJV)
Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
A: Ruthless
Q: What do they call Pastor's in Germany?
A: German Shepherd's.
Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A: Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was
In liquidation.
Q: What was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A: Pharaoh's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile
And drew out a little Prophet.
Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also,
Probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in
One Accord.
Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A: Samson. He brought the house down.
Q: Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in
The Bible?
A: Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q: Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A: The area around Jordan. The banks were always
Overflowing.
Q: Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A: David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q: Which Bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun.
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