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"Smiles From The Bible"
Proverbs 17:22 says "A merry heart doeth good like a medicine,
 but a broken spirit drieth the bones." (KJV)
 
Q:  What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
   A:   Ruthless
 
   Q:  What do they call Pastor's in Germany?
   A:   German Shepherd's.
 
   Q:  Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
   A:   Noah.  He was floating his stock while everyone else was
         In liquidation.
 
   Q:  What was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
   A:   Pharaoh's daughter.  She went to the bank of the Nile
         And drew out a little Prophet.
 
   Q:  What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
   A:   Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
         David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.  Also,
         Probably a  Honda, because the apostles were all in
         One Accord.
 
   Q:  Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
   A:   Samson.  He brought the house down.
 
   Q:  Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in
        The Bible?
   A:   Moses.  He broke all 10 commandments at once.
 
   Q:  Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
   A:   The area around Jordan.  The banks were always
         Overflowing.
 
   Q:  Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
   A:   David.  He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
 
   Q:  Which Bible character had no parents?
   A:   Joshua, son of Nun.

 

















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