I once visited the valley of PUFF
It was friendly and intimately tranquil
There was a haze to the earth in them days
Slow motion if you will, no matter if you don't
Little Billy Piper and king bong
Once I inhaled and never exhaled
An idiot wanted to fight,
My eyes wouldn't open, had no sight
I climbed the highest mountain
Laid back and started spoutin'
Lollipops and snow
Buttons, and brownies,
Things go better with coke
A real wild trip about now we joke
So I have been to the secret valley
Stayed for a long while
PUFF is a long distant friend
Who welcomed us all home
Vietnam who what and where
We just didn't care, not even a thank you