Absent Minded
Interactive Audience
Ive written my heart out
ripped open my chest and my lobodomy for you to see
and when i come visit you
and you dont censor your aching
i pull out my cartomancy and picka card and let my heart
and my oracle and my intuition offer you some shelter
from the downpours of life
i commend you on jobs well done and great achievement in improvement
i will lend a hand in what an onomatopea is
if thats the buzz and you want to make a big splash
but all i hear are chattering teeth
from how cold it really is in this blizzard
and like an albino in a snow storm
none of you seem to interact with me
such a toy
and no one to play with
I write to you and for you and about you
and you just never reply
i wonder often are you there at all
i am paranoid schitsophrenic and many of your poems mock me you know
so many names i call myself
and soo many things i supposedly do
oh look some mayo
and some peanut butter
better get out the plastic matts
and my rubber boots!!!
Sometimes i am me
is that a sin
and withthois interactive audience that doesnt interact \
I wonder why im here to swim
here i am lifeguard
look how long i can do the deadmans float
heres what the harpies do in greek mythology
they lead you to the waters edge then drown you
so lets all go vote
I refuse to flail my arms but here i am inteeractive audience
i just made you smile now what are you feeling
can i make you mad or sad
will you write me now
can you get that much steam?
shoul di give up?
can i make you wear blue or green?
if i was somebody or something?
and life was a dream?
then when i wake up u better hope i have enough breath to scream twice
and a book to write down this horror story
because whatever mayor and lawyer of the gods
will ahve to explain it to his brides
so interactive audience
im not saying im your puppeteer
but holy already
selfish is as selfish does and the whole box of valentines day chocolates is for me
me
ME!!!!!!
And the rose have thorns
and the stars are probably gonna fall onto the earth and kill us all
oh praise the lord
now all the religious can drop me some more guestbook hatemail!!!
Interactive audience dont you klnow?
Im way out here in left field and three of our batters just blew their nose
anyway i give up i hate this sport
its murder to me
you can call it pulling teeth but quite frankly
with you cover models doctoring poverty
it seems like im the only one whose tried anything to get you robots
to do anything
to interact with me
so let me immitate you for on second
and silently look away
never tell you the time of day or answer any of you when you comment on me
iLl show you a happy face then a frown
and like a tourist say look at the pretty birds and scenery
then complain at all the stuff that truly goes down
but yeah god is good
god is great you all get to go home back to heaven
Im not coming back interactive audience so spend some time with me
because you can live forever
in eternity i doubt theres any amnesty from your stupidity!!!
ripped open my chest and my lobodomy for you to see
and when i come visit you
and you dont censor your aching
i pull out my cartomancy and picka card and let my heart
and my oracle and my intuition offer you some shelter
from the downpours of life
i commend you on jobs well done and great achievement in improvement
i will lend a hand in what an onomatopea is
if thats the buzz and you want to make a big splash
but all i hear are chattering teeth
from how cold it really is in this blizzard
and like an albino in a snow storm
none of you seem to interact with me
such a toy
and no one to play with
I write to you and for you and about you
and you just never reply
i wonder often are you there at all
i am paranoid schitsophrenic and many of your poems mock me you know
so many names i call myself
and soo many things i supposedly do
oh look some mayo
and some peanut butter
better get out the plastic matts
and my rubber boots!!!
Sometimes i am me
is that a sin
and withthois interactive audience that doesnt interact \
I wonder why im here to swim
here i am lifeguard
look how long i can do the deadmans float
heres what the harpies do in greek mythology
they lead you to the waters edge then drown you
so lets all go vote
I refuse to flail my arms but here i am inteeractive audience
i just made you smile now what are you feeling
can i make you mad or sad
will you write me now
can you get that much steam?
shoul di give up?
can i make you wear blue or green?
if i was somebody or something?
and life was a dream?
then when i wake up u better hope i have enough breath to scream twice
and a book to write down this horror story
because whatever mayor and lawyer of the gods
will ahve to explain it to his brides
so interactive audience
im not saying im your puppeteer
but holy already
selfish is as selfish does and the whole box of valentines day chocolates is for me
me
ME!!!!!!
And the rose have thorns
and the stars are probably gonna fall onto the earth and kill us all
oh praise the lord
now all the religious can drop me some more guestbook hatemail!!!
Interactive audience dont you klnow?
Im way out here in left field and three of our batters just blew their nose
anyway i give up i hate this sport
its murder to me
you can call it pulling teeth but quite frankly
with you cover models doctoring poverty
it seems like im the only one whose tried anything to get you robots
to do anything
to interact with me
so let me immitate you for on second
and silently look away
never tell you the time of day or answer any of you when you comment on me
iLl show you a happy face then a frown
and like a tourist say look at the pretty birds and scenery
then complain at all the stuff that truly goes down
but yeah god is good
god is great you all get to go home back to heaven
Im not coming back interactive audience so spend some time with me
because you can live forever
in eternity i doubt theres any amnesty from your stupidity!!!
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