MARK TWAIN
During a midnite after contemplation discussion the thing was finally mentioned and discovered to be truly an accidental fathoming of truth. There was a day in Mississippi when the MARK did NOT have even one single word written in a book or manuscript the evidence is overwhelming that HE must have had a beginning a word written in the missive in the MARK Twain notebook. The greatest Story teller of the Mississippi mud had just begun Oh ewe what was that word was it WHO WHY or HUH or ONCE
Eye think it was ONCE upon the time
ONCE the word could have been oncet
ONCET upon a time in Mississippi MUDD there was a TWAIN a MARK who penned the HUCKLEBERRY FINN and then the TOM SAYWER thing. There was a day when the MARK of TWAIN had none no work to do no word of save no word of hope he could have been just like me just like us just like ewe well not like ewe but more like me a male adult ewe see oh ewe where was eye at? The MARK of Twain a friend of dog and man kind a kind man a strange man to be sure a very rich man a wonderfull person and he was a boy and wore them faded jeans and sang them old faded songs.