Ditty

They got married on unicycles
Didn't even falter
Each keeping perfect balance
There at the altar.
Circling around
In a state of bliss
Briefly touching for
The marital kiss
He promised to repair her punctures
Keep her bearing free and well oiled
She promised to love him forever
And clean any clothes that he soiled
They cycled away together
Off in the sunset they went
To spend a fortnight's camping
Down in the depths of deepest Kent
They lived a life of happiness
Of ecstasy love and desire
And he never ever once failed
To keep enough air in her tyre

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