JOB ANNOUNCEMENT
The Kingdom of God is hiring! Are you ready to apply? Do you qualify?
JOB TITLE: Disciples for Christ
JOB DESCRIPTION: Tell the dying world how to live through Jesus Christ
NUMBER OF AVAILABLE POSITIONS: Unlimited; everyone is welcome--preachers,
teachers, singers, musicians, missionaries, custodians, food servers, and numerous
others that we just can't list them all here
EXCEPTION TO AVAILABLE POSITIONS: The vacancy of BOSS has already been filled
by the Holy Spirit
QUALIFICATIONS: Must have previously sinned and been blood washed; must be willing
to press toward the mark of the high calling in Christ Jesus
EXPERIENCE NEEDED: None necessary; experience will be earned through on-the-job training
EDUCATION: The Holy Spirit will teach you all things
BENEFIT PACKAGE/SALARY: God (the employer) shall supply all your needs according to His
riches in glory by Christ Jesus
INSURANCE: Access to the Master Physician
PACKAGE ALSO INCLUDES: Love, joy, peace, patience, long suffering; Lawyer, Comforter, and a Wonderful Counselor
RECOMPENSE FOR COMPLETING THE JOB ASSIGNMENT: The most important benefit, ETERNAL LIFE with the employer.
DEADLINE FOR APPLICATIONS: Before the return of Jesus Christ; date/hour not known; wise to apply TODAY!
IMPORTANT WARNING: Satan and HIS DEMONS need not apply
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