I've got footballs.I've got basketballs.
I've got baseballs.And now,they're showing
my balls on ESPN.
But the smallest balls I've ever seen.
Were golf balls.
Ping Pong balls were even smaller.
I've got red balls.I've got white balls.
I've got blue balls.And now,they're playing
The Star Spangled Banner.
But the biggest balls I've ever seen.
Were elephant balls.
How many balls does it take to reach the moon?
One!!! But it's got to be a big one.
One big ball...
I'm going down to the ballroom right now,
and have a ball.
Would you like to join me?
Because!!! I've got balls...