I woke up this morning not feeling myself
Outside it was storming; it sounded like hell
The rain was a crashing against my old house
The wind was a thrashing the trees all about
I felt kind of strange; I felt kind of weak
It felt I had changed, I felt kind of sleek
I walked to the bathroom; I looked down at my feet
The smell of rank perfume; my nose it did meet
I noticed my toenails were painted bright pink
Outside I heard hail; now I needed a drink
I walked down the hallway; it didn't feel right
It felt like a maze so I turned on the light
The walls all around me had pictures on them
The pictures I see have no pictures of men
Who are these people; and where am I at
I noticed this bulge; my chest wasn't flat
Now something is wrong and now I am scared
I run to the bathroom and noticed my hair
Long and so silky; my hair was dyed red
This couldn't be me; now I wish I were dead
I must be dreaming; I need to wake up
There right before me was a double D cup
I opened my shirt; I knew this was the test
It's then I felt sure that I truly had breasts
I fondled them lightly; were these two things real
Right there before me I gave them a feel
This wasn't happening; how could this be
I was so happy being just me
Then out of nowhere I heard a deep voice
“You never did care; you've been given no choice
You have been punished for all of your sins
You have been banished; you're now a woman”
I'll take any punishment; I'll take any pain
But to make me a woman that's totally insane
I started to cry; I could not avoid it
Please tell me why you gave me no notice
I know I'm a sinner; I know I caused pain
But now I'm a beginner with a very small brain
I used to have smarts I used to be cool
Now I'm left with a heart to be used as a fool
So I guess I must face it; it's now my new life
It's hard to admit; I want to be a new wife
I have all the tools to get what I want
Now all the men drool whenever I flaunt
Awakened by thunder I open my eyes
I'm feeling much younger I then realize
I'm not a woman; yes I'm still quite a man
I'm going to have fun as much as I can
I've learned a tough lesson I know for sure
To be a woman is not a life of leisure
So men be thankful for who you are
Always be truthful and be on your guard
