A little bird told us
They caught you listening at our door,
Who in the HELL do you think you are?
The neighborhood gossip wh*re?
What's the matter?
Your life that boring?
Do you have to have things to gossip about?
Oops, better not get caught snoring.
I can hear you on the phone now
Chatting it up with your friends,
"Oh, guess what I heard?"
And that wouldn't be the end.
We can't have a conversation
Without knowing, if you're listening or not,
You just keep it up
And we'll call the cops.
Oh... and by the way
Here's something to gossip about,
Gossip about how you go into people's apartments
When they are all out.
I wouldn't have any doubt
That you are a petty thief,
Stealing things that aren't yours
I can't trust you, you've left me in disbelief.
Keep your damn nose out of our business!
If I catch you, I'll punch you in the face,
If I ever catch you, trying to come in here
I will start giving chase.
Here's something else you can gossip about
I'll tell you right here, right now,
You'll get an a$$ woopin' from me
You big, fat, ugly cow!!
Copyright Cynthia Jones
Feb.27/2007
The lady that looks after the buildings in my area, is a damn nosebag. I can't believe she does this. If I ever catch her, there WILL be big time trouble for her. I'll get her a$$ fired, right on the spot!!!!!!!!!!!
