He told her would take her out one night
When he could find the time~
As he was always working late
Had been right down the line~
She rang her hubby at his work this day
Told him a nice surprise awaits~
When you get home from work my love
Just follow the trail inside the gate~
He never asked just dreamed that he
Might be in for such a time~
Pictured sitting in the spa out back
With wife sipping summer wine~
He came home and then went inside
Fould sexy clothes upon the floor~
Deciding to follow this lovely trail
He dreamed of great things and even more~
Picking them all up one by one
He danced a little dance right through the house~
Putting a flower from vase in his teeth
And smiling like a very well fed mouse~
Through the lounge room , kitchen too
On towards the bathroom the trail it lead~
But as he picked up the sexy clothes and danced as well
He found that now he was in the laundary instead~
She appeared ,shut then locked the inside laundary door
With him inside there all alone~
O.K . She said .. Now you can do the washing my love
Dinners on the drier , I'm going out and I'll see you when I get home~