I Used To Be A Poet, Once!
I used to be a poet, once,
But that became the pits...
Cos I used to always get the runs,
Hence-known here, as the squits!
I live in Liverpool, you know the one,
Down near by the dock road!
It's a little bit on the rough side,
Well, I guess it's an abode!
But the water here is mucky,
In fact, it's full of t*rds!
As you walk along the sand;
You can see it on the feet of birds!
So if you ever go a-wandering,
Along the famous Liverpool dock road!
Watch out for the low flying squits,
As the pigeons drop their load!
You just gota laugh aint ya!!!
Its fun!!!
©2000 - 2022, Individual Authors of the Poetry. All rights reserved by authors. Visit My Home Page | Start Your Own Poetry Site | PoetryPoem [ Control Panel ] [ Today's Poetry - ALL Poets ] [ Search ]
| |
|