Verse
22 years and I am still learning
I guess I'll never get it right
It's not worth starting over
So let's continue with the fight
I wish they had training manuals
To prepare us for this road
We have so much we need to learn
It's such a heavy load
[i]Chorus
I'm a husband in training
Still searching for the answers
To understand my wife
And how I still can please her
I'm a husband in training
I'll be for the rest of my life
But I think it is impossible
To fully understand my wife[/i]
Verse
You'd think I'd learn from my mistakes
And be a perfect husband
To know exactly what she wants
And to think like a woman
But women are so complex
Their moods change day to day
The only thing we have on our side
Is we've all learned how to pray
[i]Chorus
I'm a husband in training
Still searching for the answers
To understand my wife
And how I still can please her
I'm a husband in training
I'll be for the rest of my life
But I think it is impossible
To fully understand my wife[/i]
Verse
I give my wife some flowers
And a box of chocolate candies
She showers me with hugs and kisses
I think she's proud of me
But when I think I've finally made it
And I'm at the top of her list
In my sleep I mumble LeAnn Rimes
She hits me with her fist
[i]Chorus
I'm a husband in training
Still searching for the answers
To understand my wife
And how I still can please her
I'm a husband in training
I'll be for the rest of my life
Now I know it is impossible
To fully understand my wife[/i]
