Absent Minded

What am i allergic to this time?

Side effects?
side effects?
how the hell is it a side effect?
when i entered the system you never tested me
to see what pill sid be allergic to
as we send spaceships into space
and satellites into orbit
but yet im the guineau pig and you want to play with my head

I'll tell you what it is doctor
its an allergic reaction
like that rash i had from head to toe
when i couldnt get up off the floor
and was left blowing my nose in my hand

side effects may include....

come on now
who do you think youre fooling

it may as well read

if you are allergic
stop taking these if you feel the listed symptoms
to try the next torture
just ask me
the guineau pig

with modeern day science soo advanced
they never tested me to see wich pills id be allergic to
so here i am
not trusting the system
as they make billion sof dollars off of my "side effects"

They don't even have their jargon right

I'm allergic to you you freaks
I'm allergic to it
your medicine is killing me
Its driving me insane
not making me better
your a whack job doctor
i want out
you dont know what youre doing
and after you have poisoned me 32 times
i know now better than ever

Everybody experiences a side effect
like getting drunk from whisky
Allergic reactions are personal
and i'm tired of being your guineau pig

won't somebody
anybody help me
call amnesty before i do something entirely detrimental to society

Criminals are probably allergic to something
pollution for all we know
and then it drives them mad
they comit a crime
we lock them up
and round two goes on of our ignorance being bliss

I think i could just explode

I'm allergic you freaking idiot
its not a side effect
if it was a side effect everypone would get it
like nausea from the realisation that you dont know what youre doing
and your clearly messing with my head
for billions of dollars
and im getting really
really
really
upset

Just because it doesnt have the risk of killing me
like those allergic to peanuts
doesnt mean i'm not allergic
like a person slightly allergic to cats
imagine making them swallow a hairball everyday
and telling them thats exactly what they need
as they claw out their eyes and sneeze and sneeze
where as those who swallow that same hairball who aren't allergic to cats
don't heave quite as much
face it doctor
you don't have a clue
and your really ourt to lunch

Maybe it's the aitr we breath
and lets think about this for a second
if you can make tear gas and anthrax
what am i here for
your next findings for biological weapons?

I'm out
i'm done
i want nothing to do with this
your sick
your crazy
im not even going to take my medicine

You dont write anything down
and with science so advance
i imagined youd test me off the bat to find out
which of the huyndreds of possibilities id be allergic to
instead we're on strike 35 and im tired of crying everyday
as you just come around with another label and phony excuse

its possible
since some people are allergic to penicilin and mold
i could be allergic to pickles or peanuts
and your medication your feeding me with your side effects
which are actually allergic reactions
you dont have a clue what youre doing so im just going to go

you can come after me
you can chase me if you wish
down that dark alley
and that dangerous neighborhood
where ive made some iunteresting friends
who also think your screwed up
they agree with me doctor not you
youre the one whose been messingme up
ask the chirches
ask the religious
consider the fact i cant sleep at night without a little ovaol pill
the facts im addicted to three little white ones
and shake at the thought of going without them
and chance the fact the next dose might make me twitch drool
or violently ill

despite the fact you dont know what your doing
im addicted to you rpoison
so i'm running away
to hell with your stupidity and ignorance of terminology
of side effects and allergic reactions
come follow me
i truly dare you
i do
in fact i need a pill to swallow
and you could save me
doctor please come find me
i need your help
i'm begging



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