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the people who lived contemporary with dinosaurs were intelligent, and the footprints indicate that they were quite human as the large toe on primates is located closer to the heel to facilitate clinging to branches.
    Doctor Hilton Hinderliter of Apollo Campus, Pennsylvania State University, studied the evidence presented at the Glen Rose, Texas, excavations and stated: "I would have to say that the belief in evolution is in a state of terminal illness but its death will only be admitted by a new generation of scientists whose minds have not been prejudiced by the type of education now prevalent in the nation's public schools, an education which starts with the belief that evolution has happened, which interprets all evidence according to that faith and which simply discards any evidence which cannot be fitted into the evolutionary framework' (Quoted with permission from Dinosaurs by Dr. Carl E. Baugh, 1987. Promise Publishing Co., Orange, CA92667).
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 these primates are alcoholics because of the curvature of the toes the toes of a winoe curl up in his cowboy boots until his leather boots won't walk him anywhere this phenomenon is noted in the OVID manual as the winoe toe a rare medical condition known as poor old man syndrome. Some rare versions have been reported on the reservation as the Listerine syndrome this is because the Indians cannot use real alcohol as it costs real money so they shoplift large bottles of Listerine to get the WAMPUM going the winoes however have a problem getting money for more wine and so they panhandle it this is called panhandling.
IN Better neighborhoods there is theft this is called stealing and it's done by everyone that drinks this is called alcoholism it is a very bad and strang disease.
Thank you     Doctor Hilton Hinderliter for all your obverse reactionary observations.
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ARCHIVE # 777.
The POET CHARLAX.


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