Absent Minded

Let me prove I'm psychic

one day
the internet wont be the same
it will be like a television
but a reading sort of a thing with differet types of entertainment and games

Now i know what youre thinking
it already is that way
but did you know those on myspace and poetry sites
and sucj are internet celebrities
and one day they will be paid
for soon enough they will go on strike
and all that will be left

will be those selling products
and the internet a huge scam
the customers are workers
and even i like many of you are internet celbrities
working more than one job
but not appreciated

S here i sit on the bus reading steven Kings It
and all the books i ordered from the book club were strategic
just like every cd i ordered from the music club
dvd club
and i know no one realises it
but i sit here writing
working for free
told to get another job as the internet i pay for
refuses to pay me
any roaylties

yup your right
woah is me

with my five sites im called a cyber s l u t
but then why do you come to my space
and poetry soup
and the face book
and see what i have to say do or write?

Is it merely because it is stress free for me and should be my way of life?

Blogs and stuff
the way for the government to keep tabs on everyone
and the games i come up with on how to keep the readers
entertained
from site to site
as my msn messenger fills up
and i turn them into photogenic statues
and now they have mirrors and apples

so one day when all those whpo write
take their stuff off the net for not getting paid
when the governments realise its a conspiracy against their own backyards
irrewgardless of how they think they have control
just remember november 21st is my birthday
and think of new ways to celebrate the next fake holiday
for all we can use this for is spoil the children pull off another miracle play crime and prove to ourselves
we are capable of the impossible

so go ahead solve the riddle of the
easter binny
santa clause
and the tooth fairy to figure out
where the leprachaun fits in
and what piece you can add in
with the angels and demons
and see where im coming from now my saints

but for now the psychics arent making any money
and its just another shopping spree
where everyone is tiored of advice and an introduction
for adolesence into puberty
so what else?
how else cxan we protect or corrupt a child?

now that the religious are thinking and the philosophers are pondering
and the children are dreaming
and the governments are relaising
do the computer savvy realise im capable of taking them down
site by site
where a publisher wont publish me because my work has been seen here
and my voice already heard?
free service self defeating and im already at aloss of words
so whats the purpose of this but a shopping spree
and hurting children
when all the government wanted was a way to communicate with their home base
in times of war subtly and we doctor it up
and here iam at the middle saying hello?
whose our friends
whose our enemies?

when are we going to realise in the midst of this nonexistant criome scene i keep pointing at
that yes i am
i am blindly leadin gthe blind
setting up dominos through poetry and ur masking my tracks
and surrounded by body guards going through hell on earth so one day
you can all feel better about my decisions and me in poverty
and have your dreams

so whose my enemy
and whose my friend
who am i befriending to make an enemy out of who?
and who is my friend enemies with
and how can i get them to be friends to backstab who>?
don't you get what we're doing now that ive let you in?

so either we do this fgor free and play stupid
of which there is no return
or we play smart and look innocent and tag eachother to death
for them to hunt us down to look crazy when really there is nothing
nothing goin gon at all

so thank you microsoft for everything
as to why these strangers are fascinated with me and why
I'm an interrnet celebrity
stalked from across the ocean for what i dont know that are actual delusions
and now im teachin the world through actionsd and telepathy
ten steps ahead and twenty behind
reverse psycholgy for the blind working with the fashion industry to leave the torment of what the music
and movies have done to me and my mind
thanks guys

but now that the tricked message has been sent
and soo much has been translated from the world around and here iam uin this mixing pot
among fake friends and enemies
i dont comprehend who could care less
protected and about to die
let me let you in on something
im psychic with sidekicks
and the sucker patrols aw you coming
and nows your chance to get out of dodge or your gonna die
why?
cause iwas a no one
i was anothing
i am a nobody
i am a nothing
but thanks to me being an underpaid internet celebrity screwing everything up
knowing nothing
and not even klnowing i was pointin gfingers as they cracked my innocent codes and got paranoid
the trap was set

silent wars?
wanna make abet they arent happening?

i suggest you either taear down the internet or start paying me for the spy training and tortuire ive endured
i suggest you start paying me fpor my thought processes and stuff ive gone through
because i cant work anyway and its scary you picked me out of everyone to
blame as your scpae goat
and why i have my religious views when yours must have been handed to you by
charles manson and his prostitutes

so since im here surrounded by mensa geniuses from around the globe
and psychologists
and aberage joes who think im nuts
the truth is the truth
and i know what im living than anyone
so what

im an internet celebrity now
a sideshow
a freak show helping you all get away to start over cause you needed a target and u know exactlky where i am
i am nothingmore than a walking dead man thanks to bill gates
ripping off someone elses ideas and getting rich
so when and if i get in the witness protection program
thats whats gonna happen

the internets going to change
there will be a stike on the front page
of authors and writers removing their work from the net for they are nothing
more than an art of war
and people writing their thoughts are being used as decoys like me set up to die or to be tortured
so what huh?

maybe one day they will find you to
and take ur life away
maybe one day they will look at your work and how you live ur life
plastered all over the net
or ur religious views and vot eyou out of life
and supposedly no one has a clue
whose cheating on whose wife
whose gay or whose who right?
thats why the government made this thing?
its supposed to be a better way of life?

well here i am the victom
crying for help on poetrysoup
and have been for years
no ne gets me
but yet when they do
what do i get
i dotn get paid
but angels and devils for friends entered into the next twilight zone
meet the next silent war
and think if everyone would just get off the net and boycott it
stiop ripping off the music industry
there would be less tears as they cant afford the rich mans conspiracy
which by the way
according to my plan
since obviously im god now
was the thirteen or fourteen steps to global peace
and ur cheerleading routine to bring u there
but youre not doin gthat
it was agmae of dress  in black and white t shirts for one day
and spotlight those who didnt know
and switch to colorfull clothes the next day
to cheer on those who were dismantling atom bombs and burrying guns
but your soo busy using musioc to kill eachother
since war and murder has become ur sport
and people on the internet are being sucked in

Happy hunting and hey tag ur IT!
go join a book club and stratigically buy their torture
go listen to their cds at the music club and see why i cry myself to sleep
go buy 15 dvds from the movie club and see why i cant sleep anymore
its a good thing im still alive i guess
obsessing the perfect way to make my purchases in the right order like a secret language for them to understand to set up
what might or might not be
the reasons why im writing this
to get you to strike out on the internet and leave all the soldiers comminicating with their home base and myself in this void
the only internet sce;lbrities as you protest the whole stupid thing and live in peace
so we can figure out our appology

anyway over and out from my living room of mirrors and clocks
sending all of my prayers to mankind hopin gthe internet thats to lead us to peace somehow comes to gether and we can spot the sad bastards out
and help them or rid ourselves of them and ban them from it if not

why does everything have to be soo ultimate?

why cant war be paintball?
why cant we one day start over with the perfect script of music to lead us through tyhe tortured lyricists workings
to the musical masterpiece instructions of world peace like it should be?

I know u dont care right now but htere is only one way to find out if ur an internet celebrity
its no feat of unequal measure
but its a job u sign up for free
and entails great braver and leaves you hanging
good luck
and if u take it enjoy crying mercilessly like me as they torture your mind and soul.

Im not coming back


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