Absent Minded

The child who killed king tut!

King tut met the king of a far away land
This king was but a child
about the age of six or so

Now king tut wanted to rule over this child
and the only way the child would have it he said was
"OVER MY DEAD BODY"

"so be it," said tut

The king was banished from the childs kingdom after a three day stay
and tut declared war on the child

all the children laughed

The king had no idea
how many kings had fallen for this
as every house virtually had some crown or object of a fallen ruler


King tut could not tell his guards and wife or children
he planned on killing a king the age of his son to rule another distant land
so he kept quiet
and alas
outside the palace gates
the voice of a child

Wolf Wolf Wolf

a commotion

WOLF WOLF WOLF
LITTLE BO PEEP
LITTLE BO PEEP
SHE HAS LOST HER SHEEP

King tut
had no idea
no clue
such a fool
the king of children
had just breached his gates and killed his guards
children couldn't think of such things
children children couldn't think of such things

As king tut was sitting there ready to eat
the guardsman came to tell him
there was a wolf
who had killed the sheep and some guardsman
and the boy who saw it was a friend with
little red who was on her way to her grandmother's house

King tut still had no idea
he was about to come face to face with the child king

Bring him to me said the king

Moments later
a teary eyed little boy
dirty

Whats the matter said the guards
you look as if you have seen a ghost?

Leave him with me....

There is no wolf

WHAT ABOUT MY SISTER LITTLE RED?
and the boy started crying

sir with no sheep we will not be able to eat

Set sail to the kingdom we were the otherday said king tut

The child began to laugh

Bring your crown your majesty
but save my sister
from the wolf

the soldiers left

it was two kings
the child
and tut

the child wiped his eyes and said
you dont know it yet but your f*&%ed

you leave me here
and my friend will have your head
you kill me and your already dead
you let me go and i know my way back
my hunter i hired is on his way with the wolf
and little red is sliding six and scope
is waiting for my signal out the secret window
sox and shadow are circling the playground already talking to the children
haunting their minds muy king
and my apostle is on his way
you wanted to play god and be king

you are at my mercy
let me go play and save your life
for i have just taken over your kingdom in three days
while you were visiting me
I am not the real king
I am a player
an actor like the real kings friends you have not met
you kill me it means nothing
you have no real crown among many fakes of the land
I am as much of a victom
i hope you understand

With that the king bowed his head
and asked

will this king let me and my people live

And the child said
what do i know
I'm just a kid
the boy who cried wolf
doing what he was told
told to tell you the truth when no one was around

and if you dont let me go when the hour glass is turned around the plans change
and only i can rearrange them
this game can gpo on for ages
King tut
what do you say?
will you save the life of this child and yours?
for the throne of a king who youve never met?
or will you shed the blood of an innocent
and curse your blood for ages across the land?
I was paid to say that

And so thats how it all began

Dear king
you can tell your guards there is no such thing as a little bo peep
but in the past three days the children have made friends with the enemy
for survival
as have their parents
there is nothing you can do but kill all the children
allow them to age here as sliders
or turn everybody purple

Purple said the king?
what does that mean?

thats what the last king tried said the child
we've done this before
the children age and grow old and play their games
and as they grow old in this blunder they take over
and the second waves of plans come in
such secrets they keep
if you keep me and make me your wizard i will tell you what i know
but the plans change and you will be fooled
for this king owns many lands
hunndreds of kings fallen
many crowns lost
thousands of followers
andf the game is fun and addictive
i can be your wizard with a gameof my own to help you till i have to dissapear

This is how he plans to take you down
and then i have to dissapear
throughout the years you may ask em what you wish
guard me or you can let me go
but remember
you have children in your society growing old
in your community who i know but will never give away
who will overthrow you one day
and it will be the tale of the wizards people

and everytime you travel to one of this kings territories
he will add to the pot of how he wants to overthrow you
for he has a plan
and owns many lands many thrones
and you are one of the few survivng kingdoms he has yet to rule

surrender or die
long slow survival of the fittest
you are being tested
for sometimes a king of lands need good governoing kings
i am like a spy

i could be your assassin
but time is running out

What do you think king Tut did?

do you think he killed a child?
do you think he let the child stay there until he was a wizard to disapear?
do you think he went to the other kingdoms looking for clues to the truth of this bold story?

did the child age before he killed king tut
did scope or six get him
was it bo peep or the boy who cried wolf?
was it sox or scope?

maybe a child late at night was taken to the king for trying to steal from the king
he got his chance and he took it

Either way everytime a child laughs around the soul of king tut
he screams like a banshee


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