Absent Minded
why does that man have my dead grandpas money?
Do you know wether his favorite juice was orange or apple?
Do you know wether he liked white or rye?
do you know why there are the amount of trees in his yard?
if you siad no to any of these questions
dear aunt who was adopted after the accident
dear uncle and nephew married into the family by my step aunt
who now has everything
then my question to you is
after i spent four years in the mental institute is
not only is why do you have his money?
but do you think your going to get away with it?
Did you think me and my cousins and my brother would sit here in silence?
did you think my grandfather never spoke to his grandchildren
about his huge estate which obviously alresuy ended in violence?
Did you think after i spent four years in the funny farm
talking to con artists
and crazy people about how to get away with perfect crimes
id have no clue
Dear aunt not of my blood
dear cousin and uncle twice removed
why did he leave everything to you?
I smell something rotten
I smell something that stinks
I smell something that doesnt sound like an accident
and its no freaking unsolved mystery to me
Did you think while i was in there
the mental istitute i was wasting my time?
did you think while i was in the hospital i was doing fine?
did you think while i was talkin gto other patients about fraud
and how far they wopuld go for
oh i don't know how much money
do you now have that isn't really entitled to you?
did you think i'd go crazy and not avenge?
did you think i'd tweddle my thumbs and not give a damn?
did you think i'd never want to take advantage of all those flying lessons?
While after you sold his planes
and his tools
i was a little upset
After you sold his house and acreage and i discovered
all my blood relatives were removed from the will
well i was pissed
but now that i realise that you have everything
the fork the spoon and the plates he ate off of
and you didnt even know the man
and you were pole bearers!
Then why werent you there in the hospital in tears when he was in the coma crying
don't pull the plug hes gonna wake up i swear it!!???
Why weren't you there visiting his wife while she was learning how to eat
in her new fancy wheel chair after her horrible accident and she became quadrapalegic?
Why were you never there for these people
but you have it all
and i would have been there more often
but lucky for you
i was busy in the hospital myself
now wasn't i?
hmmmmmm....sounds like i need someone to blame
hmmmmm....sounds like someone just threw up and rolled over in their graves
hmmmmm....guess what I'm not parapalegic to be talken advatage of soo easily
I'm not mentally unfit to take everything i own from me
so like courtney love has been singing to you for years
GO ONT TAKE EVERYTHING
TAKE EVERYTHING
I WANT YOU TO
and when you get what you want
you'll never want it again
so was it apple or grape?
was it brown or white?
was it green or blue?
what color were his eyes?
and by the way name his grandchiuldren he planted trees for?
and why did i have alog cabin in my backyard?
who built that for me?
and why do i know how to fly a plane that was promised to me during my flying lesson
well honey those memories werent cheap
So Burry
that's your name isn't it?
sorry i'm so SULLied
but i won't point any fingers
but tell me please detectives of this nonexistant crime scene
why do they have everything
and me nothing?
care to help me solve this mystery
make millions of dollars and get a finders fee for the lawyer?
Or should i take it all into my own hands i already bought the soap for
and i'm ready to mop up the floor
Unsolvable crime what a lie
My Dr Friends
have automobiles for me and a getaway plan
and in the end its you im not going to feel sorry for....
so someone write oprah
someone call amnesty
someone call the cops and figure it all out
and hope whats happened to me doesnt happen to you
because like alanos morisette sings in hands clean
OOOOOH THIS COULD GET MESSY but you dont seem to mind
Don't go telling everybody and overlook this supposed crime
Do you know wether he liked white or rye?
do you know why there are the amount of trees in his yard?
if you siad no to any of these questions
dear aunt who was adopted after the accident
dear uncle and nephew married into the family by my step aunt
who now has everything
then my question to you is
after i spent four years in the mental institute is
not only is why do you have his money?
but do you think your going to get away with it?
Did you think me and my cousins and my brother would sit here in silence?
did you think my grandfather never spoke to his grandchildren
about his huge estate which obviously alresuy ended in violence?
Did you think after i spent four years in the funny farm
talking to con artists
and crazy people about how to get away with perfect crimes
id have no clue
Dear aunt not of my blood
dear cousin and uncle twice removed
why did he leave everything to you?
I smell something rotten
I smell something that stinks
I smell something that doesnt sound like an accident
and its no freaking unsolved mystery to me
Did you think while i was in there
the mental istitute i was wasting my time?
did you think while i was in the hospital i was doing fine?
did you think while i was talkin gto other patients about fraud
and how far they wopuld go for
oh i don't know how much money
do you now have that isn't really entitled to you?
did you think i'd go crazy and not avenge?
did you think i'd tweddle my thumbs and not give a damn?
did you think i'd never want to take advantage of all those flying lessons?
While after you sold his planes
and his tools
i was a little upset
After you sold his house and acreage and i discovered
all my blood relatives were removed from the will
well i was pissed
but now that i realise that you have everything
the fork the spoon and the plates he ate off of
and you didnt even know the man
and you were pole bearers!
Then why werent you there in the hospital in tears when he was in the coma crying
don't pull the plug hes gonna wake up i swear it!!???
Why weren't you there visiting his wife while she was learning how to eat
in her new fancy wheel chair after her horrible accident and she became quadrapalegic?
Why were you never there for these people
but you have it all
and i would have been there more often
but lucky for you
i was busy in the hospital myself
now wasn't i?
hmmmmmm....sounds like i need someone to blame
hmmmmm....sounds like someone just threw up and rolled over in their graves
hmmmmm....guess what I'm not parapalegic to be talken advatage of soo easily
I'm not mentally unfit to take everything i own from me
so like courtney love has been singing to you for years
GO ONT TAKE EVERYTHING
TAKE EVERYTHING
I WANT YOU TO
and when you get what you want
you'll never want it again
so was it apple or grape?
was it brown or white?
was it green or blue?
what color were his eyes?
and by the way name his grandchiuldren he planted trees for?
and why did i have alog cabin in my backyard?
who built that for me?
and why do i know how to fly a plane that was promised to me during my flying lesson
well honey those memories werent cheap
So Burry
that's your name isn't it?
sorry i'm so SULLied
but i won't point any fingers
but tell me please detectives of this nonexistant crime scene
why do they have everything
and me nothing?
care to help me solve this mystery
make millions of dollars and get a finders fee for the lawyer?
Or should i take it all into my own hands i already bought the soap for
and i'm ready to mop up the floor
Unsolvable crime what a lie
My Dr Friends
have automobiles for me and a getaway plan
and in the end its you im not going to feel sorry for....
so someone write oprah
someone call amnesty
someone call the cops and figure it all out
and hope whats happened to me doesnt happen to you
because like alanos morisette sings in hands clean
OOOOOH THIS COULD GET MESSY but you dont seem to mind
Don't go telling everybody and overlook this supposed crime
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why does that man have my dead grandpas money?
why does that man have my dead grandpas money?
