Absent Minded
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then sign up for columbia house
and this book of the month club and get a free I pod
HAHA HA
where's my ipod?
i now have three columbia house memberships and in two book clubs
and still dont have the stupid I pod
Transfer money from your bank account into paypal
but if your money isnt electronicly registered into the account
at the exact second or something like life happens
then NSF charges like crazy
bad credit for seven years and no one will sell to you
their stoilen merchandise from house robberies anyway
prove to me i have yet to sell a disk of my poetry and i typed in my pay pal wrong
i think its another scam
surely im not the best author but the net is full of people getting fat off your attempts
trust me i know
ive been had
and had and had
Someone goes to your house or hacks into your computer
next thing you know you have a loan approval u never signed up for
u go to send them a letter to cancel it
but low and behold you get a letter failure notice from that address
but bad credit is not aproblem
just another way for someone else to work you over
until you lose it
and snap
I MEAN SNAp
SNNNNNNNN
AAAAP
join this site to meet singles in your area
well i tried that but now i know theyre all hookers
Hahahahahahahaha
the jokes im just not telling
as the chat sites now wisah id just log off and commit suicide
but you know what i have nothing left to publish ohnestly except for the thirteen scribblers
of books i have yet to type out
and the truth of the wild ride
I'm going to take this planet on for the reasons you morons keep going to wars for greed
that im startiong to understans as i humbly pay off criminals bills
and the police wont investiagte
my fraudulent charges of loans
and the bank is corrupted for charging me 300 dollars in nsf charges
for a twenty dollar item im not recieving
but hey its a non existant crime scene
as i end up starving on the streets
oh my computer such awonderfull beautifull machine
GO TO HELL BILL GATES!!!!!
Everyway i've been suckered im gonna spill the beans
write a chain letter that stopes every virus your software sells
and inform everybody of the ways you steal from people like me
The internet sucker patrol
strike two
swing batter batter swing
im seriously not kidding
the king i am does NOT like this invention
corruptoing the children you give it to in schools
to advertise pornography to
strike three
send me my files
see you in court after my internet conspiracy takes off
and isn't it ironic this cross i bear youve given to me?
but you know what
ytou should know better than to think you can escape the population
and feel safe hiding behind a computer screen
that totally agrees with me
then sign up for columbia house
and this book of the month club and get a free I pod
HAHA HA
where's my ipod?
i now have three columbia house memberships and in two book clubs
and still dont have the stupid I pod
Transfer money from your bank account into paypal
but if your money isnt electronicly registered into the account
at the exact second or something like life happens
then NSF charges like crazy
bad credit for seven years and no one will sell to you
their stoilen merchandise from house robberies anyway
prove to me i have yet to sell a disk of my poetry and i typed in my pay pal wrong
i think its another scam
surely im not the best author but the net is full of people getting fat off your attempts
trust me i know
ive been had
and had and had
Someone goes to your house or hacks into your computer
next thing you know you have a loan approval u never signed up for
u go to send them a letter to cancel it
but low and behold you get a letter failure notice from that address
but bad credit is not aproblem
just another way for someone else to work you over
until you lose it
and snap
I MEAN SNAp
SNNNNNNNN
AAAAP
join this site to meet singles in your area
well i tried that but now i know theyre all hookers
Hahahahahahahaha
the jokes im just not telling
as the chat sites now wisah id just log off and commit suicide
but you know what i have nothing left to publish ohnestly except for the thirteen scribblers
of books i have yet to type out
and the truth of the wild ride
I'm going to take this planet on for the reasons you morons keep going to wars for greed
that im startiong to understans as i humbly pay off criminals bills
and the police wont investiagte
my fraudulent charges of loans
and the bank is corrupted for charging me 300 dollars in nsf charges
for a twenty dollar item im not recieving
but hey its a non existant crime scene
as i end up starving on the streets
oh my computer such awonderfull beautifull machine
GO TO HELL BILL GATES!!!!!
Everyway i've been suckered im gonna spill the beans
write a chain letter that stopes every virus your software sells
and inform everybody of the ways you steal from people like me
The internet sucker patrol
strike two
swing batter batter swing
im seriously not kidding
the king i am does NOT like this invention
corruptoing the children you give it to in schools
to advertise pornography to
strike three
send me my files
see you in court after my internet conspiracy takes off
and isn't it ironic this cross i bear youve given to me?
but you know what
ytou should know better than to think you can escape the population
and feel safe hiding behind a computer screen
that totally agrees with me
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