Oh but God did you know!
Say He'd tar and feather men! True!
And then He told me; ‘Catherine kid!'
‘This result is all down to you!!!'
‘Cos the men on earth need a kicking!'
‘And who else would cause that pain?'
‘I think I'll leave that thought right there!'
‘Or you'll be telling Me off once again!!'
Now I have to say, my God above,
Always tells it how it is; fact!
And as He will agree I'm sure;
This Catherine kid ain't got no tact!!!
So my God He told me one day;
‘Catherine, I will tar and feather them all!'
‘And if you ever have a problem with them!'
‘Just give Me another call!!!'
‘And I will sort it out for you!'
‘Cos I will make them so sorry you see!'
‘Cos tar really sticks…a lot!'
‘That's cos it's as tacky as can be!'
So now I am waiting patiently,
For the special day that will arrive,
When my God above, sticks to his guns!
‘And boil's them men alive!!'
Well, so ok, He wont boil you lot!
But hey, one can dream, can't one?
Me and God have a special relationship,
I do His head in; He sorts me out!!
What can I say; God made man!
He made a mistake,
And corrected it to perfection;
And so named perfection;