Tick tock goes my clock!
Well, it would if it had sound!
But it's a silent ticking clock!
You don't even know it's around!!
And another problem I have is;
My electrics keep going off on me!
My clock goes man, my heart goes sick!
It is rather spooky to me, you see!
And no electrician can find a fault!
But it's certainly not in my head!
Especially in the dark of night!
While I am lying in my bed!
So the lights go off, everything goes off!
And no-one has any idea why!
Is it any wonder I can't sleep at night!
And any wonder why I always sigh!
It freaks me out, oh but it does,
The electrics going off all the time!
I'm thrown into panic!! I'm claustrophobic!
And no, I'm not feeling fine!!
Electricians call on me by the score,
And yet none of them have a clue!
What the hell is going on!
And they don't know what to do!
So meanwhile while they talk it out,
And try to come to some sort of plan!
I have to sit and wait while the lights go out!
Cos of this electrical fault unknown to man!!