An old woman walking down the street
Considered two kangaroos short of a field full of same~
With a large paper bag and yelling out
Facts for sale , again and again~
A bloke came by and heard her cry
Facts he said , You can't sell them~
Oh yes you can she cried out louder
Yelling , Facts for sale ag'en and ag'en~
Facts for sale , two bob each
Facts , real facts for sale right here~
This bloke could not believe this at all
And then replied OK , I'll have two my dear~
She took his money , smiled a little funny
He put his hand into the bag to pull out a fact he thought~
Hey he cried it's dog dropping I've got
Well thats a fact she then did report~
Facts for sale , facts for sale
He never bought not any more~
And to think they cost two bob
You should have heard him roar~