Absent Minded
LIAR club
Im gonna tell you something you never say
the truth baby
and im gonna say it right to your face
im gonna make you my project
everyday
gonna spread the word
of the type of person you really are
sure its vindictive but now you can be a star!!!!
If i have it my way
no one will believe you no matter how many promises you make
no one will listen to how in love you are
no one will hear you until its far too late
and you can go on lieing because it will fall into deaf ears
and all us ohnest people will use computers for the betterment of society
we'll start a club
trust me cause im not kidding
I'm recording the dates and times
and promises you made
I'm going to spend 6 whole dollars on a web page
and you will be there on front page
the opening of spreading the word
of how important truth is
and everyone will know you by name
and all of your lies and ways
My club will grow
and the punishment you will face for all of your stupid games
we will post pictures of liars and proof of their lies
dates and times and whatever we feel we need to make our case
so one day when things get messy the everyday people of the world
can go onto cyberspace and click on a certain page
and our freedom they hold at arms reach we will gain
all because your a liar
and you will be the most famous one
the reason for my club
and i will network
and find others pissed off at people who want to post their liars lies
never to be believed even when you tell the truth
the punishment every liar must face
you wont learn it through me and my heartache
so maybe i can help you sincerely through making you my example
your face with the word liar plastered all over the place
and you can spend all the money in the world ripping me off
i truly dont care
you can think you can buy your way out of it
or threeaten me
but your life lesson hopefully you will learn
and you know no one on the net gives a damn about my life or yours
until the page grows and grows
but your gonna be famous you liars
just thought you should know
Im gonna have a counter on each link
and a comment section
so everyone and every liar can see
how many times theyve been busted for every lie
its really just funa nd games and dont worry baby youll be right up there
visited as often as politicians and other heads of corperations who use promises
and tricks of love to gain their way
so im starting the revolution
the liars club I'm going to build
and people from all around the world can post their liars on the net
and no one will take it serious
but you know after reading the journal entries from ex lovers
and testimonies of those taken advantage of in court by dirty cops or lawyers
i think my liars club page will take off
and the internet will be a place to help everyone
especially the government
especially the police
especially those who might be about to be conned
so the liars club doesnt exist today
so give me a week
a month or a year
and ill get pictures of dirt eating smiles
and paste the word Liar in fancy fonts everywhere
and then i'll find a cologne to sell
called liar repellant
and make millions
the truth baby
and im gonna say it right to your face
im gonna make you my project
everyday
gonna spread the word
of the type of person you really are
sure its vindictive but now you can be a star!!!!
If i have it my way
no one will believe you no matter how many promises you make
no one will listen to how in love you are
no one will hear you until its far too late
and you can go on lieing because it will fall into deaf ears
and all us ohnest people will use computers for the betterment of society
we'll start a club
trust me cause im not kidding
I'm recording the dates and times
and promises you made
I'm going to spend 6 whole dollars on a web page
and you will be there on front page
the opening of spreading the word
of how important truth is
and everyone will know you by name
and all of your lies and ways
My club will grow
and the punishment you will face for all of your stupid games
we will post pictures of liars and proof of their lies
dates and times and whatever we feel we need to make our case
so one day when things get messy the everyday people of the world
can go onto cyberspace and click on a certain page
and our freedom they hold at arms reach we will gain
all because your a liar
and you will be the most famous one
the reason for my club
and i will network
and find others pissed off at people who want to post their liars lies
never to be believed even when you tell the truth
the punishment every liar must face
you wont learn it through me and my heartache
so maybe i can help you sincerely through making you my example
your face with the word liar plastered all over the place
and you can spend all the money in the world ripping me off
i truly dont care
you can think you can buy your way out of it
or threeaten me
but your life lesson hopefully you will learn
and you know no one on the net gives a damn about my life or yours
until the page grows and grows
but your gonna be famous you liars
just thought you should know
Im gonna have a counter on each link
and a comment section
so everyone and every liar can see
how many times theyve been busted for every lie
its really just funa nd games and dont worry baby youll be right up there
visited as often as politicians and other heads of corperations who use promises
and tricks of love to gain their way
so im starting the revolution
the liars club I'm going to build
and people from all around the world can post their liars on the net
and no one will take it serious
but you know after reading the journal entries from ex lovers
and testimonies of those taken advantage of in court by dirty cops or lawyers
i think my liars club page will take off
and the internet will be a place to help everyone
especially the government
especially the police
especially those who might be about to be conned
so the liars club doesnt exist today
so give me a week
a month or a year
and ill get pictures of dirt eating smiles
and paste the word Liar in fancy fonts everywhere
and then i'll find a cologne to sell
called liar repellant
and make millions
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