Absent Minded

Quit complaining or I'll make you famous

How aboput being the centre of attention
so they can make jealous jokes about you behind your back
How about working more overtime doin gbackflips that arent photogenic
or picture perfect for hours on end
so you can have amansion you never spend time in?

How about i pay you all the money in the world and you never get to spend it
or enjoy anything at all
How about i sell you a dream
and you buy into it only to one day achieve and realise its not what it seemed
and again you were ripped off as they rip you off still
just worse

Now that youre the joke of the century
too stupid smart skinny fat
the biggest loser with a new baby funny looking daddy
sleepin and cheating with some clelbrity that woul dnever give you the tim eof day anyway
sure you really have it all

so let me call amnesty international
for the crao the world puts the famous through
make me mad enough and honey no one i mean no one will feel sorry for you
I'll dres syou up in pearls
and lace
and make you sing and dance and have everybody cheer no matter how much you suck
and only take pictures of you with a smile
and keep the secret of how truly you rlife actually sucks
and no one cres at all
because after you earned millions its all gone to earn the lifestyle
you have to have to be safe
and then theyll parade aroun din their jokes and sneers
their lies and their hate


The happiest celebrity
nah i dont htink so
actually the biggest victom surrounded by illusions being tortured by the world
as we make money off of their suffering and make them work harder than anyone to make somebody
anyone allow them to belong for amoment
as we throw them away every minute of every hour of every day

so quit whining quit crying
quit feeling soo sorry for yourslef
or i'll make you famous
I'll make you walk down red carpets and put a crown on you rhead
and god save the queen they will say
an dthe joke im not tellin gthe populaton no one will get
oh theyre rich so theyre happy
but greed gets everybody
when money cant buyt a single important thing
so here are you robes
here is your camera now sing sing sing

and look at those who cant that are enjoyin glife taht truly dont care what people think
happy in their poverty humbled and down to earth not affected by greed
look at those people who arent picture perfect we all shakle our heads at and laugh
well isnt that something
someone who enbtertained us all who didnt haver to do it fifty thousand toimes and made
the billionaire greedy bastards i made famous look bad

so keep complaining and be carefull what you wish for
because i can and will dress you up in the finest what fors
surroun dyou in the illusion of happiness
and paradigm shifts
make you work harder vcall you a famous player
and carry the world on you rback until i ask you to walk away from everythin gyou have that you think
you earned i gave to you for you rlife lesson to ear

you want in to hells gates?
youre already halfway there?
wanna come see me in heaven then come prepared
keep complaining
keep making me mad
keep being an oblivious bunch of saints it matters not
im smarter than that
for i will dress you up and make you rdream com etrue
and when you get what you want
you'll never want it again
and then you will understand why some of those famous people die in their happiness
soo miserable yet wealthy
and here i am poor an d humbled tellin gyou what fame can do

it is my weapon i kid you not
i can grant it and take it away
i can make you something or nothing
trust me i've done it a few times already
and in the midst of this under rug swept big brother game
i call my hollywood curse and music industry fame
of how unfair it is to be rich
u spoor people at the bottom of the barrel looking to get ahead know
that there is amethod to madness of what to do
and how to get rich


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