So I'm sitting here again…
Deep in thought, oh yes indeed!
Wondering what my fate is?
And if I am suffering with greed!
You see, I had these 2 brain tumours,
And they were a pain in the bum!
So off they went, with half my skull!
Oh blimey, look what they've done!!
They left a ruddy hole in my head,
No plate for protection, no sireee!
Just 2 and a ˝ inches of brain…
It's only covered by skin you see!
He told me he only puts plate's in-
For men, in case they hit their head!
But of course, ‘women' aren't worth it!!
So why worry over us if we're dead!!!
So he messed my life up, a lot!
Caused me and my family great fear!
Knowing I can never bang my head;
Oh, but they made that fact most clear!
So I went in hospital, had them out,
Came home, got well, all repaired…
Thankfully so very much so…
That this time, I was spared!
So then I got another ‘lump'
Upon my head once again!
But on the top to the other side,
Oh blimey, this poor old brain!!
So we decided not to mess with it,
And to leave well alone for a while,
Well that suited me just right!
So off I skipped with a smile!
So it grows…
Meanwhile inside my mouth,
On the roof part don't ya know!
There is another bloody tumour,
Yep, another decided to grow!!!
So now I think I feel fed up!
Cos I'm sick of all this mess!
And you know, to look at me,
You would really never guess…
...Guess that I was this knackered!
Well, I think the chair gives it away a lot!
Blimey, I think I have to say it-
People, I think I should be shot!!!
Now I have been a little bit secret,
Cos I ain't told anyone any of this!
And nope, I don't intend to!
I shall leave them all in ignorant bliss!
Cos let's face it people!
Everyone would expect me to die!
And I am a stubborn old thing, I am!
But negative thoughts would make me cry!
So I am now in a mire of a mess-
Cos I forgot to mention the other!
The one that's growing on top of me head!
Oh blimey, where's me mother!!!!
(3 is a lucky number? No way!!!)
But I guess I can only laugh so much,
I mean; I have all this flippin humour!
And ya know, I reckon it's caused…
By yet another bloody tumour!!!!
Way to grow!
I mean; go!!!!
But ya know what?
I guess I am a bit scared...
It's allowed, is it not?
Yeah, it's allowed...
For a short while!
Hey, I have a life!!
A great life!
A happy life!
A loving life!
And I am getting married!!
In December 2007!!
So yep, I have much to live for!
And live I damn well will!