WECOOKTHEYFOOD
Come to The Eye and the Jake diner today.
Bring us your food {from the market of course}
We do not cook road kill or scrounge found.
Whatever you have in the cooler is chill.
We will put it on our grille and charge you
ONLY one dollar $1 a plate for using our skill.
ADD the condiments youself and save even further and farther iff your budget is on a shoestring but remember we do not cook shoeleather or slip or soap stones either.
The only requirement other than the dollar is to be willing to share all your food with the others that come to the diner.
The straggler and the hag and the willful dodger come but they each and every one do not ever have the dollar or the food to cook.
They come and drool and look oh look at all this food to cook.
Please let them taste some coon and fish and no disgrace.
They make salmon at the store and line them up outside the doorway
then they shout in sinfull glee and shoot them dead so we can eat.
eye still got a cookie and a coffee and eye can go McDonalds way in the end of my day later eye will pray for money and some hay hay hay diddle diddle can eye have a burger day
mabe eye will fish again instead
the money is better kept and used for older causes.