That rippled orange rind texture
Large sections below the hips
How can I get rid of it
Perhaps a few tucks and nips
I've tried all the treatments suggested
I've even rubbed the offending area with salt
And then after all my trouble
Even that didn't bring about a halt
So any recommendations I'm asking
I will try anything, no matter how ludicrous
All I endeavour to find is one solution
Just something that will give the results I ask