We all hope to look like a young Goldie Hawn
With prescription held firmly in hand.
Not Hormone Replacement Therapy
More, ‘Youth Linctus' injected in gland.
With crow's feet flying to firmer landscape
Botox forced into cravities deep
One look at that glazed expression
She looks like she's counting sheep.
A little shut-eye, eight hours plenty
Would lift laden bags from around eyes
A needle that's called liposuction
Sucks out wobbly fat from the thighs.
Aerobics to tighten the buttocks
A hoist to hold sliding bust high
Come up with a stupid idea
We all want to give it a try.
Look here girls--------listen intently
This thing I will say one more time
Those devilish scars on our armour