I am you know, so very scared,
And the fear in my head is real!
And no matter how I try no to think,
It just feels so surreal!
You see, I had 2 brain tumours,
And they were just a breeze,
Bing, bang, bosh, just like that!
And it never brought me to my knees!
Cos I was out for the count, oh yeah!
Good job for that say's me!
But this one is a little different,
I shall try and explain it, let's see?
This one is growing up and down,
Well, its also growing up into the brain,
And down into the mouth, from the roof,
On blimey, I'm going insane!!
Cos this time I have to be awake!!!!!!
Ooooh, and I am terrified, I am!
I am scared out of my wits to think on it!
And just now, God's not my number one fan!
Too dangerous to put me to sleep,
Well let's face it; I think you'll agree,
If there is a ruddy great pipe down my throat,
It's going to be hard for them to see!!
And cos my jaw was totally rebuilt,
They cant afford to mess that up!
Oh blimey O'reilly, oh lordy me!
Its that flippin' overflowing cup!!!
Now everyone tells me I will do it,
Cos I'm brave and I'll face it head on!
But shhh, don't tell them I said this!!!
But I think that I just may run!!!!
Well, I would, but I wont get far!
Cos me battery will run out!!
Why can't they make wheelchairs everlasting!
Now they could really think that out!!