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The Elephant Cutlet
The Elephant Cutlet
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Niles, IL
Opening Soon
Altamonte, FL
Dublin, CA
Riverside, CA
Stockton, CA
The Elephant Cutlet
The elephant eats only hay but he is made of meat and plenty of it
Why wont the costumers come and partee
There is a old man sitting down he has a lot of money
Eye want my elephant cutlet money is no object
But sire surely you can have the birds why we have pheasant in reserve
Do you have the elephant there in that sign it says an elephant cutlet let me dine but sir please listen to my reason
You cannot expect me to kill my only elephant for just one portion
The meat will not keep in Tucson
The elephant is not for you a miner a loner
We only cook him for the partee after
Then its plural that we sell we sell elephant cutlets
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