Ahhhhhh......They finally let me out of here, I just thought I'd go insane, who's that man behind that mask? Whys that woman laying there in pain?
The guy in the mask, he hit me! Man I cried for quite awhile.
And that woman I think she's a nut case! Because all she did was smile.
Then more ladies in funny hats came in and started talking in a foreign tongue.
Goo goo ga ga...What the heck are they saying ? I can't understand them cause I'm to young.
They handed me to the crazy lady I think her name was mommy. She just could not stop that insane laugh from the very time she saw me.
Then they said they were going to feed me, I was looking for the waiter. Then they threw me in this small glass house they called an incubator!
I was kept in there until I was done, then I was taken to a place she called home! Then she had to call almost everyone, on this thing they call a phone.
Then I met this man I call dad, He said for me he'd been wishin.
For a son to raise up big and strong, to take golfin and do some fishin.
And the crazy lady in time she got better, she knitted me booties and a nifty matched sweater!
I am not sure what's ahead for me, But I do love my mommy and dad.
For a baby who only stands two foot three, from this angle, life's not so bad.
Written by:
Roy A. McGill
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