“Why can't I leave the table,
I've tried to eat all my greens,
If God had meant us to eat them
He would have coloured them pink or aubergine!
Why not make cabbage a tint of blue
Or spinach a shade of hot mocha,
If God had meant us to eat them
He would have coated them in chocolate!
Please may I leave the table now
I can't eat that horrible concoction,
I would rather starve myself to death,
Or make myself sick……now that's a logical option!”