A professional dancer
And a beleaguered celebrity
Sequins sprinkled from top to toe
See if they can move it in style
See if they dance with the flow
Seven days they've had to practise
Never having done the rumba before
Stepped on and kicked toes
A few pushes and shoves
See how the formidable foxtrot goes
This TV programme is simply a must
Whirling dervishes, they aim to please the judge
Torn hem, slipped disc, a flourish of limp wrist
And very often their clumsiness won't budge
