TheifLoserFast
The Bag had a double zipper oh so carefully eye fastened it to hold my important junk the treasures of an homeless man intent on keeping them intact and then eye covered up the bag with hide of carpet. Loser came fast on a windy day when eye was gone they hit the hide and turned the camp upside down in the haste to steal the important junk they took this thought with them no love have the eye for a theif he is a loser. The jeans were black and pretty once but when eye changed the bag and closed the zipper they were dirty from much summer use and the more the better because eye had added cactus to the mix yes eye took some rally hard to clean cactus spines and attached them to the jeans and crammed the whole darn mess inside a bag made just for me the moral of the story is do not steal what you cannot buy who wants to wear them cactus jeans they lie in bag still put back under carpet hide. Feel free to visit me again what have you learned you theif today to me you are the loser.