I'm debating with myself what to wear tonight
Which mode to go for : femme fatal or coy
Perhaps I can manage a mixture of both
And have an evening I can fully enjoy
The contents of my over-stuffed wardrobe
Now resemble Mount Everest on top of my bed
Oh dear, what a complete and utter mess
I should have gone for pot-luck instead
The black dress with the black shoes
I decide is too school marm
The pleated mini skirt with a cute top, just
Won't be very warm
Silky trousers perhaps, with ballerina pumps
Plaid trousers with cashmere shrug
A 60's style shift dress in orange
No, that will make me look like a bug
I knew I should have declined the offer
I really don't have a thing to wear!
Perhaps my birthday suit would be appropriate
Only, little children I don't want to scare!
