Chinese Things
When the T v aerial gets a little wind blown the parents of the children like to send them to the roof and they tell them to hold the aerial down and stand on one foot and the signal comes in strong. The computor specialist was on call and the customer was a complainer and he acted so bald face up the specialist decided to get even and he hotwired a control to the side of the idiot's box complete with an active button to restart an inactive program to activate the non existence into action. The customer came into the office and he was balking. Listen gentle reader to the imagined conversation. “Eye wish you to fix the computor please”, said the Chinese man, he carried a lot of money in his hand. The programmer just smiled his fish was now at hand. “Eye gave to you the button all you have to do is push the button every three minutes and that will refresh the program running in the background”, said the American. Yes the button works well it is just fine the Chinese man agreed and then he left and as he left he sighed out loud he cried. And the American Programmer of the page refresher given to the Chinaman laughed out loud until he almost died.
