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I Farted On Santa's Lap(Just a little Christmas humor) I farted on Santa's lap It blew away his Santa's cap I tried to keep it all inside The day that Santa died They say that he would have survived But they couldn't get near to revive He lay there all by himself No one could lend him the needed help I farted on Santa's lap It blew away his kneecap He tumbled to the floor Now Santa is no more Now who's going to provide all the toys? For all the little girls and boys They say that I'm now the new sap So children come sit here on my lap I farted on Santa's lap I'm sorry for the mishap But I am much better than he So come tell your wishes to me Copyright ©2007 Marvin H Lane Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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