A Crate Per 10!!!
Oh dear me dear Andrea…
Just what will you do?
Cos it seems to me, in general,
It's a crate per 10 for you!!!
I sent you a few little letters,
And what's that I hear tell?
They cost you a crate of pop!!!
And it hurt your pocket, I can tell!
Cos it must have cost a fortune!
I mean to say, all them bottles of pop!
And I have to say in all fairness,
They best drink every bloody drop!!!
I hear there's no beer out there?
Oh blimey what will you all do?
On the wagon for weeks on end,
What a sobering, ruddy to-do!
So I think I will send you loads!
And you will have to be on the ball!
Go get them letters before anyone knows!
Or you're gona be up the wall!
I mean to say, just how much…
Will this cost you in dosh?
It really doesn't bear thinking about!
Oh golly gee, oh gosh!
Now I think my words are tame!
Cos you know, you lot in the RAF…
Swear like bleeding troopers; you do!
Ooooer, calm down, its only a laugh!
So anyway, what was I saying?
Oh yeah, a crate per 10 for you!
Cos you got the most letters out there!
And Andi, there's more coming through!!!
So money at the ready!
Go and buy more crates of pop!
And ask your bosses for a raise!
Cos this mail for you ain't gona stop!!!!
Hope it brought a smile!!
XxX
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