Now knuckle down you lot out there!
And get on with the job in hand!
Then pretty soon you will see…
You'll all be back in your homeland!
Watch your backs and keep heads down,
Then get your azz's into gear!
While you do the job that you do best!
Cos before you know it, you'll be here!
And don't go drinking all that pop!
Cos let's face it; you'll only get the farts!
Start blowing hot air from your azz!
And they'll be flying about like darts!!!
Phew, I can just imagine the smell!
Glad I'm not down wind of that!
Cos I bet my backside it will smell…
Like a 10 year old, bloody dead rat!!!
Now I don't mean to be funny,
But tell me; what do you do?
If you get the squirts out there!
And you suffer with runny poo?
Cos by the time you get your kits off,
(Pardon the pun if you please!)
I bet that poo is running like mad,
All down the back of your knees!!!
Well you can't blame me for wondering…
Just what you do for certain stuff!
Cos I have to say, at the end of the day,
It's got to be pretty damn rough!
The lifestyle people, not the poo!
Cos we already chatted about that!
Oooer, is the wind getting up?
Cos I'm sure I just smelt a rat!!!