Why is it that our candidate
who stands before the Crown
makes us beg with gratitude
when we take it up the Brown?!
To be our brave Prime Minister
that hears his people call
should not be looking somewhere else
when life's got us by the balls!
We listen to his bullsh*t every single day
but so you know a true Englishman
does not speak this way.
We cannot trust his smile…
his smirking Scottish wit
he doesn't care that Tony Blair
thought he was full of sh*t!
But this is what we have now
there is little we can do
but next time be an Englishman
the man that you will choose!!