He always wanted another car
The one he had needed repair~
So he went out and bought a car he wanted
It was a real beauty and price was fair~
He drove it for a week or two
And he could hear a noise banging in it within~
Every time he turned a corner too fast
How it seemed to make a low din~
Taking it to his mechanic over and over again
Being told it was all in his head~
But the banging kept up every now and then
He took it back to the mechanic again to his shed~
Still no answers the mechanic found nothing
That he could put his finger on~
And the bloke drove his car to near places and far
And the noise kept up singing it's song~
One day another car came out of a driveway
And smashed into this blokes nice car~
He had to take it to a panel beaters shop
As damaged as it was not going far~
The panel beater rang him up after awhile
And told him to come down right away~
You would never believe this the panel beater told him
You won't forget this forever and a day~
In a back sealed panel that had to be removed
Was a Coco Cola bottle hanging there with a note~
BET IT TOOK YOU A LONG TIME TO FIND THIS it read
And the bloke was so mad he could choke~