payday...at last back in the black
Money in the bank...self esteem in money form
rent...wasted money down the drain
bills...vultures
credit card minimum payments...evil vultures from hell
student loans...human evil vultures from hell
loans...like a boomerang it always comes back
Cable TV...are repeats worth it?
Phone bills...paying for those drunken texts now!
food...need to live to work, work to pay back debts!
drink...the stronger the better
leisure...respite from the doom and gloom of modern day society
mortgage repayments...like a hammer crashing down on your piggy bank!
birthdays...great when there yours, expensive when there not!
parties...always a lucky dip!
travel...sunshine respite
car. expensive ways of day dreaming in traffic jams
bus ..not a great alternative to above
train..direct A-B, standing in traffic jams
girlfriend..sexual respite
boyfriend..see above
friends..gossip respite
dates..here we go again, my name is....
crates of larger..to drink away the embarrassment of the above
drink away the problem of debt...see above
in debt..see all of the above
beginning of the month...debt
end of the month..debt
two weeks in-between of eternal happiness..no debt in the black, spend, spend , spend!
end of the month..debt
nothing in the bank..debt
again!..self explanatory!
