Oh woe is he, this lad of mine!
He's all upset as his heart does pine!!
His Andi is far away, it seems,
And having her home is in his dreams!
Cos she's so very far away just now,
And for a good fair few weeks,
And he's got us up the pole!
I'm sure I saw tears on his cheeks!!
He can't get by without you Andi,
So please girl, get home quick!!
Cos he, the Scouser from Liverpool,
Is feeling rather love-sick!!!
Oh yes, he is the big DW, (No names allowed!)
The toughie that we all know!
But I tell you this and I jest you not,
He's looking quite a show!!
Cos his eyes are sad and droopy,
His chin is deep down on his chest,
Yep, I have to say it Andi…
My lad's just not at his best!!!
He's all moon-eyed and miles away…
And doing my head in; just a tad!!
So get your backside home real soon!
And please, sort out my lovely lad!!
Big Willis has lost his power!!
Cos his heart is far away, overseas…
So get your job done, and get home!
And give him his heart back, please!!!
Well, its true! He's lost without you!
And he's miles away all the time,
Gets worried and panicky every few minutes,
And nope, without you he sure ain't fine!!
I've never, ever seen him this way,
Nor have I seen him as worried sick!!!
And all cos his heart is with his Andi…
So get your azz home here, real quick!!!
And don't tell him what I said!! He panics!!!
Never knows what I'm going to write,
Is terrified of the poems I'll send you,
Cos they give him such a fright!!