I looked into the mirror today
from right to left I'd move and sway
If I moved really fast
I saw a picture that won't last
Suddenly I realized
very much to my surprise
Clint was looking back at me
Twas his reflection that I'd see
I guess I look just like him
except my body aint that slim
My face would look just like him too
with a big old picture, and real good glue
Just like him my hair would be big
if I went and bought a wig.
Just like Clint I have a hat
I wear it down in front like that.
*Just remember ladies, I look just like Clint Eastwood
except for my face, my hair and my body.*
A lady and her husband were leaving the theatre after a Clint Eastwood movie.
The husband looked at his wife and asked; "You wouldn't spend the night with Clint Eastwood for a million dollars, would you?" She replied; "I would if I could afford to!"
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