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Substitute ReindeerSanta needs a substitute Because, Rudolph has a cold, Another reindeer steps up "I am brave and bold." "But," Santa says to him "How are you supposed to see?" "Your eyes are out of place How are going to help me?" This reindeer introduced himself "First of all, my name is Bruce, I got hit in the head While fighting with a moose." "He hit me pretty hard, Santa Hoofed me between the eyes, He caught me off guard It was a painful surprise." The other reindeer, couldn't help but laugh At this poor cross-eyed reindeer, "Hold on a moment, guys," said Prancer "Maybe they'll straighten out with a beer." Santa walked up to Prancer And smacked him upside the head, Santa had a surprise of his own His mits were filled with lead. Bruce fell on the ground holding his stomach He laughed so hard, he wet himself, "Pardon me, dear Mr. Clause I've got to loosen my belt." Bruce's eyes looked different They weren't crossed anymore, Santa was happy to see this Never again, will Bruce be ignored. Copyright Cynthia Jones Dec.5/2007 Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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