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Substitute Reindeer


Santa needs a substitute
Because, Rudolph has a cold,
Another reindeer steps up
"I am brave and bold."

"But," Santa says to him
"How are you supposed to see?"
"Your eyes are out of place
How are going to help me?"

This reindeer introduced himself
"First of all, my name is Bruce,
I got hit in the head
While fighting with a moose."

"He hit me pretty hard, Santa
Hoofed me between the eyes,
He caught me off guard
It was a painful surprise."

The other reindeer, couldn't help but laugh
At this poor cross-eyed reindeer,
"Hold on a moment, guys," said Prancer
"Maybe they'll straighten out with a beer."

Santa walked up to Prancer
And smacked him upside the head,
Santa had a surprise of his own
His mits were filled with lead.

Bruce fell on the ground holding his stomach
He laughed so hard, he wet himself,
"Pardon me, dear Mr. Clause
I've got to loosen my belt."

Bruce's eyes looked different
They weren't crossed anymore,
Santa was happy to see this
Never again, will Bruce be ignored.

Copyright Cynthia Jones
Dec.5/2007

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